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Total Medals Earned: 1,061 (From 146 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 16,200 Points

The Bester Game Ever Made

Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/455 points)

Good Call 5 Points

Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.

Armed & Dangerous 10 Points

Find a spare set of arms

Comedy Gold 10 Points

Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.

Fonz Whisperer 10 Points

Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.

I Have Crabs! 10 Points

Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.

Sorry Wilson 10 Points

Lose Wilson too early.

Afterlife Affection 25 Points

Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.

Bob Buddy 25 Points

Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.

Eye For Value 25 Points

Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.

Snowcone Savior 25 Points

Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.

Talkative 50 Points

Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.

Dino Master 100 Points

Beat the entire game.

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

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Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

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Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

The Lance!

Medals Earned: 2/4 (15/50 points)

Handle on things 5 Points

First Victory

Scrooge McJoust 10 Points

Hoarde 1000Gold without spending it.

Plays Lance A Lot 10 Points

Beat the Champ.

Horses For Courses 25 Points

Buy the best horse. What a bargain!

Time Fcuk

Medals Earned: 3/9 (30/270 points)

Everyone will leave you 10 Points

get to level 28

Is something wrong? 10 Points

get to lvl 9

You are your only companion in life. 10 Points

get to level 22

You've learned nothing 5 Points

Get the bad ending

Opinionated 10 Points

vote on 3 maps

Obsessed 25 Points

Vote on 33 maps

Lost in forever 50 Points

beat an explore campaign

The Assent 50 Points

Get the good ending

O))) 100 Points

Vote on 333 maps

Tomb Defender

Medals Earned: 5/12 (150/325 points)

Veteran 5 Points

use all 3 weapons on one level

Banker 10 Points

(Eat 10 chickens or more for one level

Steady as rock 10 Points

pass the level without losing a single life

Quick Killer 25 Points

pass the level in less than 2 minutes

Protector 100 Points

coffin with a vampire does not get damage

Quick victory 5 Points

kill enemy with one hit

Combo Master 10 Points

pass the level without losing a single life and not using any special weapon

Fire Master 10 Points

use super weapon "Fire" 20 times or more for a single combat

Glutton 25 Points

collect 100 coins or more for one level

Ice Master 25 Points

use super weapon "Ice" 20 times or more for a single combat

Champion 50 Points

kill the boss

Rock Master 50 Points

use super weapon "Gargoyle" 20 times or more for a single combat

Toss the Turtle

Medals Earned: 20/20 (500/500 points)

Acupuncture 5 Points

Get skewered on spikes

Gold Star 5 Points

Launch the Turtle

Jump Man 5 Points

Smash a goomba

Novice 5 Points

Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)

Question Mark 5 Points

Find the hidden button

Amateur 10 Points

Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)

Drunk Driver 10 Points

Blow up a jeep

Harrasment 10 Points

Crush an angry ground creature

in Space 10 Points

Reach space

Strong Armed 10 Points

Get punched by a banana

Abducted 25 Points

Get caught by a UFO

Icarus 25 Points

Get burned by a sun

Persistent 25 Points

Play over an hour

Professional 25 Points

Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)

Radioactive 25 Points

Use a nuke

Addicted 50 Points

Play over 2 hours

Golden Shell 50 Points

Buy everything

Master 50 Points

Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)

Traveler 50 Points

Total over 1 million feet

WorldsEdge 100 Points

Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)

Tower of Heaven

Medals Earned: 2/5 (55/280 points)

TENACIOUS EID 5 Points

Clear a level after dying five times in it.

ATOP THE WORLD 50 Points

Climb to the top of the tower

GOD COMPLEX 25 Points

Collect all hidden secrets

ETERNAL SANCTITY 100 Points

Complete the game with no deaths

INDIGNANT DIVINITY 100 Points

Achieve a Speedrun Mode time under three minutes

Treadmillasaurus Rex

Medals Earned: 5/10 (30/225 points)

And you've got butterfingers? 5 Points

Burn 2,000 calories

Bingo! Dino DNA! 5 Points

Burn 500 calories

More like a six-foot Turkey 5 Points

Burn 1,000 calories

When you gotta go, you gotta go 5 Points

Burn 5,000 calories

Didn't say the magic word! 10 Points

Burn 10,000 calories

He left us! 10 Points

Burn 15,000 Calories

That is one big pile of 10 Points

Burn 25,000 Calories

Hold on to your butts 25 Points

Burn 40,000 Calories

Do-you-think-he-saurus rex 50 Points

Burn 50,000 calories

UNIX! I know this! 100 Points

Burn 75,000 calories

Tremerz

Medals Earned: 3/9 (85/335 points)

Valentine 10 Points

Guide Valentine to safety!

Melvin 25 Points

Guide Melvin to safety!

Bros B4 Hoes 50 Points

Round up the troops.

Burt 25 Points

Guide Burt to safety!

Earl 25 Points

Guide Earl to safety!

Heather 25 Points

Guide Heather to safety!

Mindy 25 Points

Guide Mindy to safety!

Ladies Man 50 Points

Only save the women.

Worm Master 100 Points

Rescue EVERYONE!

Tsunami Fighter

Medals Earned: 3/5 (15/50 points)

Big Heart 5 Points

Click on any donate button.

Speedy 5 Points

Beat the game with a score of under 500.

Wavey 5 Points

Beat the game on the first difficulty setting.

Surf Crasher 10 Points

Beat the game on the second difficulty setting.

Tsunami Crasher 25 Points

Beat the game on the last difficulty setting.

TW. The Purple Menace

Medals Earned: 20/20 (455/455 points)

Level 01 5 Points

Level 01 completed

Level 02 5 Points

Level 02 completed

Level 03 5 Points

Level 03 completed

Level 04 5 Points

Level 04 completed

Level 05 10 Points

Level 05 completed

Level 06 10 Points

Level 06 completed

Level 07 10 Points

Level 07 completed

Level 08 10 Points

Level 08 completed

Level 09 10 Points

Level 09 completed

Level 10 10 Points

Level 10 completed

Level 11 25 Points

Level 11 completed

Level 12 25 Points

Level 12 completed

Level 13 25 Points

Level 13 completed

Level 14 25 Points

Level 14 completed

Level 15 25 Points

Level 15 completed

Level 16 50 Points

Level 16 completed

Level 17 50 Points

Level 17 completed

Level 18 50 Points

Level 18 completed

Level 19 50 Points

Level 19 completed

Level 20 50 Points

Level 20 completed